Because if I'm tired of complaining about being sick you surely must be tired of reading about it, I give you:
Google Searches That Have Brought People To My Blog
I use site meter to satisfy my curiosity about who visits my blog. I use the free edition so I don't have access to extensive information, but I do get to see the random google searches that have directed people to my blog. After writing about getting dosed with GHB at a bar, I started to get really disturbing google searches (people wanting information on how to make GHB, people wanting to view videos of men having sex with women who have been dosed with GHB, etc.) so I stopped checking site meter to prevent my head from melting. I've since decided, however, that the amusement I get from non-offensive google searches outweighs the anger I feel at the realization that the world is full of shitty people who search for shitty information on shitty illegal drugs used to assault women. I just need to filter.
In the last month, the following google searches have brought people to my blog:
'how to get drunk and not vomit'
'wiggling inside puppy stomach'
'I get drunk most every night'
'is black rum good for health'
'does cold weather make it harder to get drunk'
'sound you make when you sneeze'
'you're about as reliable as a'
'can you use pork chops to make pulled pork'
and my personal favourite: 'moose tits graffiti'
Do you monitor the google searches that direct people to your blog? What is the best search that has directed someone to your blog?