It's All In A Name
1. Witness Protection Name (mother's & father's middle names)
Ruth Edward
2. Nascar Name (first name of your mother's dad & father's dad)
Clifford Edward
3. Star Wars Name (the first 2 letters of your last name & first 4 letters of your first name)
Wehill
4. Detective Name (favourite colour & favourite animal)
Plum Puppy
5. Soap Opera Name (middle name & city where you live)
Dawn Metro Vancouver
6. Superhero Name (2nd favourite colour & favourite alcoholic drink, optionally add "The" to the beginning)
The Navy Gin & Tonic
7. Fly Name (first 2 letters of first name & last 2 letters of your last name)
Hier
8. Gangsta Name (favourite ice cream flavour & favourite cookie)
chocolate peanut butter peanut butter chocolate chip, yo
9. Rock Star Name (current pet's name & current street name)
Stella Victoria
10. Porn Name (first pet's name & street you grew up on)
Smudgie Chateau Wynd
I would never mess with someone called Chocolate Peanut Butter Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip. Nuh-uh!
ReplyDeleteWehill could totally rip Jar Jar Binks a new one. And your fly-name sounds totally Nazi-ish.
ReplyDeleteMy captcha: entaing
I's gonna has some gals ovah and I'm all gonna be entaing them.
AAAHAHAHAHAAA your porn name is SUPERB. mine, not so much: greta oxford.
ReplyDeletei have sort of crappy ones for all of these. my star wars name is Taalic, though, which at least sounds appropriate.
my soap opera name is good... IF I WERE A MAN, maybe: Wesley Fairfax. that's actually a pretty freaking awesome soap name. for a man, i mean. dude. why am i so mannish.
i've never seen all these before - i love! and i'm totally stealing this from you at some point.
ReplyDeleteThat's a great porn name.
ReplyDeleteSmudgie Chateau Wynd
ReplyDeleteThat's just. Hot!