Monday 15 September 2008

So I'm Watching The Weather Channel

When I was fourteen, my best friend decided to lop off her blond, curly locks. I supported her decision. I went with her to the salon. I walked home with her afterward and tried to reassure her, through her sobs, that she did not look like a boy. Not only that, I then persuaded her to dye her hair (what was left of it) bright red. Clearly, I am an asshole. (What can I say? She had bigger boobs that I had. I was just trying to level the playing field.)

The lesson here is that if you get a bad haircut, don't come running to me to make you feel better. I'll make the situation worse. Instead, can I suggest that you turn to the Over-Thinker? She will convince you to send her a picture of your horrible, flippy, weather girl hair and then get her graphic designer husband to create this masterpiece:

She will also give you a weather girl name. Until the hair grows out, you can call me Sunny McDeweyrain.

13 comments:

  1. Girl. I can out weathergirl you. Well.. actually... I technically had "talk show host hair," which is a close relative to the weathergirl 'do.

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  2. AAAHAHAHAAAA. AHAAA.. haaahahahaaa. hee. hoooo.

    please note that i don't actually think the haircut is bad, but OMFG i love that graphic. and your pose. and the neckerchief.

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  3. AHAHAHAHA---the neckerchief! See? I KNEW someone would notice the weatheriness of it! I'm so glad you like it :) I think the maid question here is, Did you ever see the Panda?????

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  4. Haha--I so want to see you host a weather show now! By the way, your hair does not look bad! It's cute! Also, my hair flips like it's its job. It's painfully natural.

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  5. Amanda: I don't have enough volume for talk show host hair. My hair is too flat.

    Alice: I'm not going to lie, the Over-Thinker made me wear the neckercheif.

    Over-Thinker: I did not see the Panda.

    Lauren: I feel your pain. I do not understand the flippiness. It's new to me.

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  6. Wow. You could do something with that hair that you could ALSO do with something else that's really flippy that people use for a purpose.

    I got nothin...

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  7. I think it's kind of cute!
    But good for you to braving the world and post the picture :D

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  8. haha! i love your weather girl shot. and i like the hair!

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  9. AhhhHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    Not at your hair, but at your joint effort. You two crack me up.

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  10. ok so that hair is not horrible. if you are up for it - and you probably aren't, i would recommend you cut it shorter. flat hair is great short! i'll try to get pics of mine for you...

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  11. the hair is not bad, but that graphic is HILARIOUS. I love the text on it.

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  12. That's fantastic. Love it. Hilarious. You win!

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  13. Hehehe. Ok I'm laughing at your post NOT your hair. Actually, it looks nice on you.

    But the neckerchief, pose, map behind you, pandas falling out of the sky or something...classic. :)

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