Tuesday, 19 August 2008

Oh Great Calamity Ditch Of Iniquity And Tears

Shawn ditched me last night to go to a barbecue. I don't know why. I mean, I had a fabulous time watching the Olympics for five hours straight, in my pyjamas, while he had to eat yummy food and hang out with friends. I had a full-on sulk going after he told me he was ditching me, which included a lot of "Momma loves you, Stella. Do you want a treat? You're such a good girl. You wouldn't ditch your momma."

Shawn's response? "Of course she doesn't ditch you. She can't drive!"


  1. Hahaha! And even if she DID drive, she wouldn't ditch you, i'm sure. Unless she had a guy dog waiting for her. I mean, then it might be excusable.

  2. See, I find this a perfect opportunity to hurl your glass spherical wedding presents.