Friday 26 February 2010

Late At Night And The Spirit Moves Me

Dearest Blackberry,

Why did you fall into my coffee? Why couldn't you fall beside my coffee? Or just not fall at all? Please don't die. I will miss you. I'm sorry that I dropped you down that flight of concrete steps that one time. I'm sorry for the alfredo sauce incident. Please. Don't leave me.

Yours, with shame and woe,
Hillary

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Dear Internet,

New blackberry or upgrade to an iphone?

Love,
Really Can't Be Arsed To Learn How To Use A New Phone

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Dear Wolfgang,

I took you to my parents' place tonight so that you could cheer up my mom, not so that you could poop in my brother's bedroom.

Sincerely,
Not Amused

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Dear Westy,

I'm sorry that Wolfgang pooped in your bedroom. I kept him close to me all night but he did manage to slip away at one point. He was only gone for a few minutes and he came as soon as I called, so I thought everything was alright. If I thought that he had pooped somewhere in the house, I would have looked for it and cleaned it up. I'm sorry that Wolfie's poop stewed in your room for a few hours until it was discovered. Thank you for sending me a funny text message when you found it instead of being mad. Also, yes, he does really poop that big and yes, it is wild.

You rock.

Love,
Totally Buying You Beer This Weekend

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Day 26 of my month of photos: Olympic spirit around town.


14 comments:

  1. get an iPhone, no doubt. I only say that because it's not my money... My phone barely sends text messages.

    Also, I think that since there's an app for everything, you can probably get an iPhone app that keeps dogs from pooping in the wrong room.

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  2. I love my iPhone, but I've never had a blackberry. Too funny about the poop. Wolfgang's a sneaky little guy!

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  3. I thought about you last night when I had beets on my salad. They still taste like dirt. YUCK.

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  4. LOVE you :)

    "Really Can't Be Arsed To Learn How To Use A New Phone" - totally how I felt when I got a new one a couple of weeks ago!!

    Also - I dropped a phone in the toilet once. In the bath another time. And one time (and I have picture evidence of this), my ENTIRE makeup box tipped and fell into the toilet. A whole bowl full of EVERYTHING :( lol

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  5. Thank you for the morning laugh.

    And to answer your question - IPHONE. It will change your life. Seriously.

    Anyone I know who made the switch wonders why it took them so long.

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  6. I love you and I love Wolfgang and boy, did that make me laugh.

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  7. My cell phone is one step up from a rotary phone, so I have nothing to give. But please report back for those of us that are curious. Loving your pics.

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  8. I like android smartphones :)

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  9. Oh goodness. I'm a blackberry girl, through and through. Good luck!

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  10. iPhone, iPhone, iPhone, iPhone, iPhone.

    Also: iPhone.

    You can thank me later.

    D.

    PS: iPhone.

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  11. I am considering an upgrade to an iphone myself now. No dog though. I can't handle anyone else's gigantic poops/

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  12. 1) Put your blackberry and battery in a bowl of rice. I've been told that doing so will draw the moisture out and may save it.

    2)Depends on who your carrier is. Down here in NY, I won't get an iPhone because AT&T's coverage is so atrocious, plus the price-gouging of their plans is infuriating. I'll be getting a new phone in a few months, and I'll be getting an android phone; a Nexus One will do everything the iPhone will and more.

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  13. I'm a huge iPhone fan. Team iPhone!!

    But you do lose BBM if you leave blackberry so choose carefully.

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  14. oh nooooo! how's your phone? has it recovered? i pretty much don't know ANYONE who has regretting getting an iphone. they're pretty darn neat.

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