Today is my Gram's 94th birthday.
I love her very much but she can be a tough old broad sometimes.
Like when she talks smack about the other residents of her retirement community (the term "old folks' home" is profanity to Gram) loud enough for them to hear it. I should probably be embarrassed but I think it's hilarious.
Especially when she says that she's too young to be stuck in a place with so many old people.