Tuesday, 10 February 2009

The Random Aspects Of Our Lives Come Together Once In A While

Google searches that have brought people to my blog recently:

is it normal for the baby to look like a monkey at 11 weeks?
Erm, I'm not really an expert on baby things, but I'd think that at 11 weeks it's normal for a fetus to look a bit monkey-like.

rosea vaseline
I do not recommend Vaseline. Calamine maybe but not Vaseline.

womanizer and proud
Congratulations.

please tie me up
Umm, no thank you?

worm wriggle stomach
I sincerely hope you are not talking about your own stomach. If so, you should get off the computer and get yourself to a doctor, pronto.

out of gas idiot
No, you're an out of gas idiot.

why are there two l's highlighted in pink
I have no idea.

dog pooh job for 9 and 12
I don't know what this "pooh job" that you speak of is and I'm not sure I want to know.

I don't care that you are crazy
Thank you!

There is a dog, he is completely black, he is standing in the middle of an intersection thats painted completely black as well. A car with broken headlights stops right before tting ther dog. How
I don't know how to respond to this. I've got nothing.
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11 comments:

  1. Lindsay10 February 2009 at 11:04

    That last one almost made me shoot tea out of my nose.

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  2. Anonymous10 February 2009 at 11:13

    I love the random/weird searches! People search for the oddest things. I've never opened my blog up to Google searches before, but it would be interesting to do that just for the laughs.

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  3. Marie10 February 2009 at 11:25

    Hahahaha...is it normal for the baby to look like a monkey at 11 weeks...Hahahahha...

    Too funny. :)

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  4. Kerry10 February 2009 at 11:42

    Oh I love LOVE these posts. They crack me up every time.

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  5. lfc10 February 2009 at 12:15

    it's my favorite thing to do... today someone came to my blog by googling "fish people". this one scares me.

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  6. Katelin10 February 2009 at 13:08

    the "please tie me up" one is pretty hilarious, you've got some kinky people coming to your blog, haha

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  7. Mermanda10 February 2009 at 13:19

    I have an answer for that last person. BECAUSE IT'S THE DAYTIME. DUH!

    My real question is how did that riddle lead them to your blog?

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  8. Vanessa10 February 2009 at 15:26

    See what searches bring people to different blogs is the cheapest/best entertainment out there. I love seeing these posts. The worm wriggle stomach makes me want to Google it just to see what they were possibly looking for.

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  9. Esmé Glass10 February 2009 at 15:47

    Hahahaha this is why I have a stat counter.

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  10. Kyla Bea10 February 2009 at 16:53

    lol Oh my gosh, what was the last person on about! That sounds like an algebra problem! How fast was the car going again?

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  11. Angella10 February 2009 at 20:31

    This seriously made my night. My WEEK, even.

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