Tuesday, 10 February 2009

The Random Aspects Of Our Lives Come Together Once In A While

Google searches that have brought people to my blog recently:

is it normal for the baby to look like a monkey at 11 weeks?
Erm, I'm not really an expert on baby things, but I'd think that at 11 weeks it's normal for a fetus to look a bit monkey-like.

rosea vaseline
I do not recommend Vaseline. Calamine maybe but not Vaseline.

womanizer and proud

please tie me up
Umm, no thank you?

worm wriggle stomach
I sincerely hope you are not talking about your own stomach. If so, you should get off the computer and get yourself to a doctor, pronto.

out of gas idiot
No, you're an out of gas idiot.

why are there two l's highlighted in pink
I have no idea.

dog pooh job for 9 and 12
I don't know what this "pooh job" that you speak of is and I'm not sure I want to know.

I don't care that you are crazy
Thank you!

There is a dog, he is completely black, he is standing in the middle of an intersection thats painted completely black as well. A car with broken headlights stops right before tting ther dog. How
I don't know how to respond to this. I've got nothing.


  1. That last one almost made me shoot tea out of my nose.

  2. I love the random/weird searches! People search for the oddest things. I've never opened my blog up to Google searches before, but it would be interesting to do that just for the laughs.

  3. Hahahaha...is it normal for the baby to look like a monkey at 11 weeks...Hahahahha...

    Too funny. :)

  4. Oh I love LOVE these posts. They crack me up every time.

  5. it's my favorite thing to do... today someone came to my blog by googling "fish people". this one scares me.

  6. the "please tie me up" one is pretty hilarious, you've got some kinky people coming to your blog, haha

  7. I have an answer for that last person. BECAUSE IT'S THE DAYTIME. DUH!

    My real question is how did that riddle lead them to your blog?

  8. See what searches bring people to different blogs is the cheapest/best entertainment out there. I love seeing these posts. The worm wriggle stomach makes me want to Google it just to see what they were possibly looking for.

  9. Hahahaha this is why I have a stat counter.

  10. lol Oh my gosh, what was the last person on about! That sounds like an algebra problem! How fast was the car going again?

  11. This seriously made my night. My WEEK, even.