Thursday, 5 June 2008

I Get Drunk In The Morning I Don't Look For Afternoons

This week has been really difficult. Since we got home from Mexico I've been struggling to make it through the day. Work is hard. Being at home is hard. Stella is being snotty. I am tired. I was sorting through some photos tonight and everything started to make sense.

Why this week has been a struggle:

and then my liver shrivelled up and died.

The end.


  1. Ha!

    You look like I did in Mexico.


    I LOVE MEXICO. And need to know where you went. STAT.

  2. Hee! I love those pictures of you - you look stunning! Mexico definitely agrees with you. At least it's Friday tomorrow. Bring on the weekend!

  3. hahahaha booze withdrawal...the number one mistake people make when coming off vacation. There is a overlap period where the drinking must continue.

  4. Looks like you guys had an amazing time! T and I are going to Mexico for our honeymoon. We can't wait!

  5. haaaa. looks like all my pictures from mexico, too! except, uh, you look much prettier in yours. mine involved a lot of frizzy hair and uneven sunburn.

  6. The 1st one is my favorite. Definite blog banner material. I noticed that there is a ratio of 5:1 regarding photos of you with a drink and photos of Shawn with a drink. Is this an accurate assessment? If so-- You are awesome.

    You are so dang gorgeous---it kills me. If we room together at blogger '09, do me a favor and at least have 10-12 pimples and retain some water so I can be the pretty one for a day. :):)

    Thanks in advance.

  7. Angella: Seriously though, it's their JOB to bring you alcohol. It would be rude to refuse it, right?

    Sharon: I don't think I've ever been called stunning before - thanks! You've cheered up my rainy Friday!

    Ben: Could you not have warned me about this in advance? I am still suffering.

    Leftlane: You will have so much fun! Make sure you tell them it's your honeymoon (and have your licence as proof) - they'll give you special treats.

    Alice: Dude, I have so many photos where I do not look pretty. At all. Frizzy hair, baaaad sunburn, etc. I'm just too vain to post them.

    Over-Thinker: In the 1st one I am totally smiling with my eyes (thanks Tyra!) I didn't drink 5 times as much as Shawn, though about halfway through the week I did ask him why I was so much drunker than he was and he told me I'd been matching him drink for drink and he weighs almost 100 pounds more than I do. It was pretty awesome.
    You know what's funny? When I see photos of you I'm all "oooohhhh she's so prettttty. I wish I could pull off the cool, hipster glasses."

  8. The worst thing about vacations is you need another one to get back into the swing of things. Bah! Looks like you had a great time, though ... bet you'd do it all over again!

  9. {whimper} I'm so jealous.

    Looks amazing!!

  10. I LOVED that last line about your liver.

    Looks like you had a good time!

  11. OMG. i am both hysterical and jealous at the same time. you should spend more time in mexico. we all should.

  12. "I don’t care if tommorow never comes"