I've been feeling a bit tense lately and seem to be getting into petty arguments with, um, everyone I speak to (like the "discussion" I had with the grocery clerk about the difference between Bits & Bites and Ritz Bits. In my defense, they're two completely different snack foods (with two different prices) and if you're going to take the lazy route and scan one twice instead of individually scanning each package, you don't scan the more expensive one. Am I right? I'm right!)
So, uhh, I'm tense. I decided that I'd try to cut caffeine out of my diet for a week, to see if it made any difference. Yesterday was the first day of the experiment. It was also the last day. I'm sitting here with a giant coffee in front of me and everything is right with the world. Don't judge me.
I need to come up with a different tension-relieving plan. I've tried all the usual suspects and so far gin is the only thing that's come close to working. Relying on gin to relieve stress seems like a really bad plan so I've got to come up with something else. Suggestions welcome.