My new favourite thing: Mario Badescu Kiwi Face Scrub
The look and smell of this face scrub make me want to eat it, even though I know that logically it will not taste very good. There's even little kiwi seeds in there (though I'm not convinced that they're real kiwi seeds. Aren't kiwi seeds more the size/shape of poppy seeds? These look like black sesame seeds. I'm calling bullshit on this one.) Even though it's called a scrub, it's not too abrasive. It was actually really soothing; it felt a bit cool when applied and was very creamy (in a non-greasy way.) The only downside to this scrub is that the faux kiwi seeds are a bit tough to rinse off and when you're drying off after your shower, and you find one on your leg, you might think you've got fleas. This is easily remedied by washing your face in the sink, not in the shower. Or by not being crazy.