I've Seen Your Frown and it's Like Looking Down the Barrel of a Gun

Me: (realizing the water jug is leaking all over the fridge) wtf? S, did you know the water jug is leaking?

S: I tried to fix it.

Me: (noticing burn mark on said water jug) W.T.F.?

S: I tried to melt the plastic together because it was cracked.

Me: Well there’s water all over the fridge.

S: So throw the jug out.

Me: (noticing that there’s no filter in the jug) Why is there no filter in the jug?

S: I threw the filter out because the jug is broken.

Me: You threw the filter out because the jug is broken.

S: Yes.

Me: But you didn’t throw the jug out because …

Seriously. wtf?