Oo dear. But can I just say that cutlery cleaning Joe is appealing to my baser anal instincts?My immediate boss always keeps a banana in his top drawer. And, since my discovery, it has become a bit of a running joke in the office. Phrases like `well you dont want to slip up there' or `well if you peel away the layers' must be included in the conversation at some point during the working day. Poor boss.