Thursday, 9 July 2009

The Butterflies Are Passive Aggressive And Put Their Problems On The Shelf But They're Beautiful

So how did the puppies do with day one of our new, stricter regime?

I was in the bedroom with Stella last night when Shawn came storming in holding Wolfgang. Shawn threw him into his crate and slammed the door and it wasn't until he turned around that I saw the giant pee mark on his jeans.

Shawn was sitting on the couch and Wolfgang came over for what Shawn thought was a cuddle. Oh no, it was no cuddle. Wolfgang urinated all over Shawn. Shawn jumped up and Wolfgang continued to pee all over the couch and floor. 

So, uhh .... anyone want a free puppy?

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15 comments:

  1. Tia9 July 2009 at 08:40

    OH MY! Sorry to say it, but you have some serious issues with doggy dominance in your household. I would hire a professional trainer stat. You'll be so thankful you did.

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  2. Marie9 July 2009 at 08:48

    Aahhahahahahaha!! I'm sorry, but I couldn't stop laughing as I read this!

    I take it Shawn is NOT laughing. ;)

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  3. Alice9 July 2009 at 08:49

    oh noooo!! eep. i have nothing useful to offer, just sympathy. (how's your hand? and your tetanus-shot-site?)

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  4. Nilsa @ SoMi Speaks9 July 2009 at 11:14

    Shoes and pee on the pants? All within a couple days? Uhhh, that's why we adopted a year old dog who had already been overtrained. Girlfriend needs no intervention. Mental note, should SoMi ever meet Wolfgang and Stella, we will expect her to backtrack immediately. hahah.

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  5. Lemon Gloria9 July 2009 at 11:24

    Duuuude, could you tell your puppies that they are so making me not want a dog? And I've been waiting and waiting till we had the space and lived close enough to get home early enough to have time for one.

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  6. addy9 July 2009 at 14:17

    OH DUDE. I just picture the response MY Sean would have if this happened to him... That is not cool. Not cool at all. What's up with your puppies, lady?

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  7. Anonymous9 July 2009 at 14:32

    Eww, that is awful. Yesterday must have been dogs pee on people day. My co-worker's dog walked up to her like she was a tree, lifted his leg, and tried to pee on her.

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  8. PorkStar9 July 2009 at 17:56

    lol awww thats a cute pup

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  9. Anonymous9 July 2009 at 20:17

    duuuuuude, it's too bad he's SO bloody adorable :(

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  10. Angella9 July 2009 at 22:05

    Oh, Wolfgang. Be nice to your Mom and Dad; they hold the treats.

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  11. Stephanie9 July 2009 at 22:57

    Oh man, oh man, oh man. I feel you COMPLETELY! We're in an on-going battle with our cat, Mila, over peeing on our bed. Hopefully you puppy-pee problems are solved more easily than ours. (Prozac twice a day...eek!) Good luck!

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  12. Anonymous10 July 2009 at 04:42

    Ohh, I have no suggestions. So far Henry has only had one accident in the house and it was totally my fault for not getting a 7 week old puppy outside as soon as he woke up!

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  13. Tyler10 July 2009 at 07:26

    Awww, that is so funny and so not funny at the same time! He must be protesting the stricter rules... But he is waaaaay too cute to be upset with for a long time. That happens with my puppies... especially after their latest round of dumpster diving in my trash!

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  14. Kyla Roma10 July 2009 at 14:41

    Aw Lady- give it some time. But yikes.

    A good book you might like is "The Dog Listener" by Jan Fennell - there's an edition that has a 30 day plan and answers frequently asked questions. It's been around since the 70s and is an amazing resource. I'm sure you can preview it from your library <3

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  15. Mermanda14 July 2009 at 12:06

    Time to call the "it's me or the dog" people from Animal Planet.

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