Friday Faff: Letters Edition
Dear People Who Left Comments Telling Me My Puppies Are Cute,
You rock! I think they're cute too. Even when I'm wiping sloppy poop off my lovely hardwood floor.
Bonus points to Mermanda for slipping in a Zoolander reference.
The One Who Is Not As Cute As The Puppies
Dear Fellow Womanizers,
Keep fighting the good fight!
Bonus points to pseudostoops for the Princess Bride reference.
The One Who Can't Get That Song Out Of Her Head
Dear Puppy Advice Givers,
Thank you! Also, I didn't mean to imply that every dog needs to be fed 3 times daily. Wolfgang is just so young that he does need his meals split up. He slept from midnight until 6am this morning and we didn't do anything differently yesterday, so who knows. Puppies are random. And frustrating. And I need to learn to roll with it.
Bonus points to Sentiment for being hilarious (Lou, you made me laugh out loud.)
The Well Rested One
Dear Tetley Iced White Tea + Blueberry,
I love you. Let's make babies.
I Know It's Not Healthy But I Don't Care
Dear Snowfall Warning,
Please be wrong.
Puts Up With Ridiculous Housing Market To Live Somewhere With No Snow
Well hello, lover. It's been too long. You've been on my mind all week; I can't believe you're finally here. You're looking good. Really good. In fact, you've never looked better.
Hater of Monday