Every December, the company that manages the building I work in decorates the lobby for Christmas. This is my fourth year working in this building and each year the decorations have been different. This has led me to two conclusions: either A: the company manages multiple properties and rotates the lobby decorations amongst them or B: the company has unlimited funds to supply us with new! and exciting! decorations every year. Judging from the one-ply toilet paper in our washrooms, I think option A is more likely.
Lobby decorations of years past have included the standard Christmas tree with lights, Christmas tree with ribbons, and Christmas tree with tinsel. This year? Kicks those years' asses. This year we have Christmas tree with berries and psychotic court jesters.
Photographic proof for your enjoyment (warning - may cause nightmares):
Just in case you can't tell how seriously freaky the facial expression is:
Merry Christmas! Watch your back ...