Tuesday, 16 December 2008

Looking For A Victim Wherever He Can Psycho Man Psycho Man He's The Killer

Every December, the company that manages the building I work in decorates the lobby for Christmas. This is my fourth year working in this building and each year the decorations have been different. This has led me to two conclusions: either A: the company manages multiple properties and rotates the lobby decorations amongst them or B: the company has unlimited funds to supply us with new! and exciting! decorations every year. Judging from the one-ply toilet paper in our washrooms, I think option A is more likely.

Lobby decorations of years past have included the standard Christmas tree with lights, Christmas tree with ribbons, and Christmas tree with tinsel. This year? Kicks those years' asses. This year we have Christmas tree with berries and psychotic court jesters.

Photographic proof for your enjoyment (warning - may cause nightmares):

Just in case you can't tell how seriously freaky the facial expression is:

Merry Christmas! Watch your back ...

21 comments:

  1. what's christmas without creepy chucky-esque decorations??

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  2. Why? Why would anyone do that?

    That's it. I won't be able to sleep tonight! ;)

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  3. Ornaments reflecting the first things that gave the baby Jesus nightmares?

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  4. Hee! That is freaky, but also totally awesome at the same time.

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  5. HATE.

    p.s. word verification: babition

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  6. Wow, those would make the best white elephant gift ever. Nightmares: the gift that keeps on giving.

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  7. Oh. My. God. I just burst out laughing so loud someone in the office actually asked me if I was alright.

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  8. AH!!

    Corporate holiday decorating is usually weird at best, but wow. This is a new kind of weird.

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  9. Can't sleep. Jester will eat me.

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  10. well how delightful and how festive... i must show my 2 year old daughter just to prove that father Christmas is no the only scary thing that creeps in you your bedroom at night!

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  11. I?

    Am afraid.

    Very, very afraid.

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  12. Those are pretty tacky, and quite creepy too.

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  13. He's screaming. That decoration does NOT want to be there.

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  14. Normally I wouldn't be negative about someone else's tree but that is one creepy jester.

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  15. The Christmas decorations in my office building freak me out. It's overload and not in a good way. And the pictures you posted ... maybe that's why I speed up my pace as I'm walking through the lobby ... trying to avoid the curse of the satanic ornaments!

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  16. LOL that reminds me of the Seinfeld ep where the doll looks like Constanza's mother :)

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  17. GAH!!
    (but kind of cool in a totally freaky way) (but more GAH!)

    I think you need to steal one of those jesters and put it on Shawn's pillow...ya know, as a sweet gesture. A jester making a sweet gesture. I'm here all week..thank you.

    OMG, my captcha is: ACTRAMP
    Uh, duh?

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  18. okay yeah those are just a wee bit freaky, oy.

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  19. GOOD LORD. that is.... a surprising choice, to be sure.

    we came in the monday after thanksgiving and xmas had positively thrown up in our lobby. it's alarming.

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